Monday, May 09, 2005
So. When I cracked the booklet and looked at the first page I had the distinct feeling I had studied for the wrong exam. About 50 questions in I started feeling, well, bruised is the best term I can come up with. After it was over I went back to the office and announced that I was moving to Prescott to raise alpacas for a living.
And none of this nets me either a raise or a promotion.
Right now I'm just enjoying a huge absence of tension.
Chino Valley would be much better for alpacas. Also more affordable.
Big, deeeeeep breath, hold it, hold it, let it out, aaaaaaahhhhhhh. Now keep that up until you A) Feel better or B) can hold it for up to a minute or so since Alpacas don't exactly smell like flowers.