Monday, May 09, 2005


So. When I cracked the booklet and looked at the first page I had the distinct feeling I had studied for the wrong exam. About 50 questions in I started feeling, well, bruised is the best term I can come up with. After it was over I went back to the office and announced that I was moving to Prescott to raise alpacas for a living.

And none of this nets me either a raise or a promotion.

Right now I'm just enjoying a huge absence of tension.


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Chino Valley would be much better for alpacas. Also more affordable.

By Blogger Patrick Connors, at 11:58 AM  

Big, deeeeeep breath, hold it, hold it, let it out, aaaaaaahhhhhhh. Now keep that up until you A) Feel better or B) can hold it for up to a minute or so since Alpacas don't exactly smell like flowers.


By Blogger Tom, at 2:41 PM  

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